Public spirited, truly keepers of their brothers

So yes, it appears that this server was too much for me to handle. No really. I was obviously overwhelmed by its convenience and power. The day to day grind of leaving it to its own devices was a burden of ease that was weighing me down beyond all knowledge. How unaware and asleep I was!

However, there are those that out there who have made it their public spirited duty to give me relief. To remove all necessity of administering the server every now and then. They sought to take its petty difficulties and bear them on my behalf. They know that the stresses and strains of running a server detract from the spiritual pursuits of life.

In an intervention of cosmological magnanimousness, they removed control of the technological millstone from around the neck of my soul. They were thorough. To ensure that I was not re-ensnared, they locked all control away from this satanic machine. In a delicate gesture of love and tenderness they then devoted the server to proliferating spam. A etheral metaphor for the futility of technology and how, when you really get down to it, all internet communication is spam. Or something.

So pure in heart are these people that they don't even seek gratitude or recognition. No! They shroud their works of public love in anonimity. Truly God's agents on earth performing His divine will. I can only hope that I find these men of light and someday hasten their passage to being reunited with Him.